Introduction
This is my favourite picture of Patrick Star EVER!
When most people watch SpongeBob SquarePants, they look past the most important unsolved mysteries of our time, like how can you start a fire underwater, and why did a squirrel leave its natural habitat to live inside a dome in the middle of the ocean? But there's one other unanswered question, the mother unanswered question of all unanswered questions, which is... (drum roll) is Patrick Star gay? Now, most SpongeBob fans out there probably see no evidence to support this argument when they're watching their yellow, cubic friend in action, but the wise ones, like myself, have noticed the several subtle hints that have been dropped numerous times throughout every season that make you think 'damn, that starfish probably is gay'. So sit back, relax, grab some nachos and whatnot - do whatever makes you feel comfortable - as we search through several videos and pictures of Patrick at his gayest and read some of his most homosexually-orientated quotes.
P.S. To any homosexual people who may come across this website, please don't take any offence. When I say 'gay', I don't mean it in a bad way, as in 'you're gay'. And, if you take the time to read through the whole website, (which I would appreciate) you will notice that I haven't used any words that demean homosexuality, like 'queer' or 'fag' (except for just here, but that's only a demonstration).
P.S. To any homosexual people who may come across this website, please don't take any offence. When I say 'gay', I don't mean it in a bad way, as in 'you're gay'. And, if you take the time to read through the whole website, (which I would appreciate) you will notice that I haven't used any words that demean homosexuality, like 'queer' or 'fag' (except for just here, but that's only a demonstration).
